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Welcome to starbase 4956!
The Google Map photo's are pretty recent so this place is still just as it seems there. You can park off to the side of the driveway or pull in the back and park along the fence. You can see the dirt driveway on your right hand side when you pull up to the house. This is to the backyard parking. Don't let the dogs out if you're coming in the back gate. With any luck, you can park on the side.
NO PARKING IN ANY OF THE FRONT GRASS. NOT EVEN FOR A MINUTE! NOT EVEN IF MY WIFE TELLS YOU TO! DO NOT TURN AROUND IN MY GRASS! BACK OUT ON TO THE STREET LIKE THE REST OF US NORMAL PEOPLE!
DEATH WILL BE SWIFT IF YOU BREAK THIS RULE, AS PHOTON TORPEDO LAUNCHERS ARE DEPLOYED IN ORBIT ABOVE YOU THAT WILL PROSOCUTE YOUR CAR WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!